Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 590 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 13/44 (130/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 8/21 (55/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Level 6 completed
Level 7 completed
Level 8 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 9 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Level 21 completed
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
